Finding weird stuff on Amazon has been my passion for, at least, the last 2 weeks. As a bizarre scouter, I feel forced to share this useless stuff list with you.

Might work as weird christmas gifts, Juleklapp presents, original gifts for your in-laws or even just to have cool stuff raising tons of dust on your basement.

Weird gifts for pets

Bantha Pet Costume

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Star Wars Bantha Costume for Pets
154 Reviews

Cat Bat Costume

Cat Play Toy Feather

Donald Trump Kitten Toys

Donutz Squeaky Dog Toy

Giant tongue for pets

Guitar player pet costume

Holy Hound Dog Costume

Latex Chicken Dog Toy

Lick your cat

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PDX Pet Design Licki Your Cat Brush
70 Reviews

Starbarks Coffe Mug

Trump Cat Costume

UPS Pal Pet Costume

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Brown_UPS PAL Dog Costume
81 Reviews

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Home & Garden funny decoration

“Extreme” Daiquiri Whacker

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The 'Extreme' Daiquiri Whacker
2 Reviews

A cup of shit

Anti snake bite boots

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Crack Shot Snake Guardz Blaze Orange
1 Reviews

Automated Floss Dispenser

Big Titted Incense Holder

Bluetooth-Enabled Smart Fork

Bronze Finish 18 Gauge Casket Coffin

Build-Your-Own Simple Pine Casket Kit

Buttswipes Vladimir Poopin’ paper

Cat Butt Tissue Holder

Cell Phone Sanitizer

Come Back Doormat

Cunt Can Coolers

CUNT Coffee Tea Mug Cup

Darth Vader toaster

Dead debbie

Dick Coffee Mug

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Thumbs Up UK Ceramic ICK MUg, One-Size, White
85 Reviews

Donalt Trump Tweets toilet paper

Eartquake survival kit

Eat A Giant Bag of Dicks Coffee Mug

For Fuck Sake Floral Flowers Tea Cup

Fuck Off Cunt Welcome Door mat

Fuck Off Cunt welcome door mat

Garden Gnome Pervert

Giant vomit

Good Day, Bad Day glass

It’s Not Going To Suck Itself

Jesuschrist toaster

Keyboard Waffle Iron

Kitchen Sponge Holder

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OTOTO Clean Dreams Kitchen Sponge Holder
182 Reviews

Lobster Claw Oven Mitts

Lot of 100 Misprint Ink Pens

Luxury Toilet Brush Bowl Holder

Monkey Potty Training Urinal

Mushroom growing kit

Mustache bottle opener

Nicolas Cage mermaid pillow

Offencils Profanity Pencils

One dozen adult madagascar cockroaches

Pavlov Shock Clock Wake

Piss on Hillary

Porkfolio Smart Piggy Bank

Predator Pee Dispensers

Puttergolf Trainer Golf Set For Wc

Real Human Ribs

Real size Danny De Vito

Redneck Backscratcher

Rubber Duck Set

Rustic Bathroom Get Naked Sign

Shitmass Tree

Shitty Abusive Balloons

Smart Water Bottle

Snake repellent

Star Wars Inspired Toilet Decal

TeaBagger Tea Infuser

Toilet Fishing WC Game

Toilet Timer

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Toilet Timer by Katamco (Classic)
56 Reviews

Toilet XMas Icons Signs

Toscano Holder-Tentacles Octopus Beach Toilet Paper

Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinousaur Tooth

Venus Flytrap Carnivorous Plant

Viking Battle Axe

Wallmonkeys Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Wall Decal Peel and Stick Graphic

Weird beauty, health & sex products

19.5 inch Black Mamba

42Cm Long Horse Realistic Penis

After Sex Towel “Here I Cum”

Anal Hook

Baby Snotsucker

Baby tooth storage holder

Butterfly Nail Form Tips

Butthole Bidet Toilet Cleaner

Deluxe Male Urinal Glow in the Dark Incontinence Pee Bottle

Extreme Confinement Cage

Flexible video colonoscope wire

Fridababy Fridet, The MomWasher

Grave before shave

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Grave Before Shave Beard Butter
36 Reviews

Hair Clippings Catcher & Grooming Cape

Hairy beast shampoo

Hangover helper: La Rapidita

Herp Rescue

Hygiene for Man Parts with Odor Neutralizer

Infant Circumcision Trainer

Maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer

Men Ribbed Massage Teasing Gloves

Mr. Thick Dick Cream

Natural Vaginal Cleansing System

Peni Colada Jello Shot

Portable female urination device, Freedom to stand!

Portable Wearable Urinal Urine Bag Collector

Quick Accurate Test for Alcohol in Breast

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Real life penis extender

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Natural REALSKIN Penis XTENDER -Flesh
4 Reviews

Semen simulator

Silicone Comfort Nozzle Enema

Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers

Transgender Silicone Vagina Panty

Tummy Tub Baby Bath

Vagina Lube Flavored Enhancer

Violet colour for the hair down there

Waterproof Banana Vibrator

Whale sperm face cream

Yummy Cum Semen Flavor Enhancer

Cool books

Bitch Are You Retarded?

Toys, tools, guns & rules

What’s Your Poo Telling You

Cool clothes for freaks

Beard Octopus Hat

Beer Can Holster Belt

Booze Bangle Bracelet Flask

Butt mask

Dick Belt

Dickhead Mask

Dickhead Shirt

Donald Trump Construction Company

Donald Trump Inflatable Costume

Fried chicken trousers

Full Metal Spike

Grass Flip Flops

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GFF Grass Flip Flops, Large (11-13), Black Green
121 Reviews

I Pee In Pools Cap

Red Propeller Nerd Hat

Split Valentine Heart Weirdo

Steampunk Victorian Style Goggles

Sweat Proof Undershirts

The Bobcat Mullet

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The Bobcat Mullet
337 Reviews

Titface Costume Head Mask

T-Rex Dinosaur Dress

Unicorn Costume Inflatable Suit

Women’s hairy fake bikini

Beer Belly Waist Pocket

Cool gadgets

Brain sensing headband

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MUSE: The Brain Sensing Headband
967 Reviews

CORK Bluetooth Speaker

Instant Digital Cooking Thermometer

Vein finder

Wiereless endoscope home kit

Strange Food, drinks and groceries

Bag of Trump Hair

Canned Unicorn Meat

Unicorn Canned Meat
345 Reviews

Enema coffee

Fake Mold Sandwich bags

Pussy bites

Religious Scripture Candy

Zombie Waste Candy

Games for nerds

52 inch long realistic black mamba snake

Fishing poop game

Giant microbes Diarrhea

Pass the gas

Pop the poop

Remote control fake spider

Yodelling pickle

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Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
723 Reviews

Halloween cool stuff

4 foot Halloween tarantula

5 Foot Hanging Human Body Cocoon Corpse

Cocoon Corpse

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72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration
455 Reviews

Hanging swinging skeleton

Just cool stuff

Costzon Bubble Human Hamster Ball

Donald Trump Chicken Squeeze

Emergency Beard Guards

Horny Goat Weed Extract for male vitality

I LOVE GUNS AND TITTIES Stickers

Instant underpants

Pen speaker

Personalized Key chain Pendant Cremation URN

Prank Pregnancy Ultrasound Sonogram Test

Screaming flying monkey

Silver bullet werewolf repellant

Stinky Ass Fart Spray

The Nut Button

Trumpy Cat T-Shirt

Vent Human Face Ball Anti-stress Ball

5 Comments

  1. I don’t even know how I ended up here, but I thought this stuff was great!

  2. Fredricka

    Thanks I am a mother and very busy! This helped me alot!

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